Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

elephant gun

(n.) a large rifle, similar to a shotgun, that fires heavy slugs designed to bring down an elephant in two shots.


(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.

The amount of damage that shotgun did was consistant to an elephant gun


He has an elephant gun.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 6, 2004

pointman

(n.) One indigeonous to or familiar with the current vicinity, who acts as a guide to the foreign peoples. A key point of anti-guerrilla forces. Pointman is a bisexual term, and does not change to pointwoman.

I'll be pointman, you can follow ten at ten paces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

shaddap you face

(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.

"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*


What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*



*candidate for worst song ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

human nature

(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.


(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.

Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

bangalore torpedo

(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.

During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

cinquecento

(n.) An economy car made by Fiat. Small, ugly, terrible turning, slow, underpowered and unconfortable, this car remains a high-seller for fiat because of the low price and cheap maintainence. No male, not even a homosexual can keep his cool when seen driving this car by his friends.

A ford model T could smoke a cinquecento.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

the show must go on

(Idiom) Work around the problems that you may encounter, rather than giving up.

A: My glasses are smashed! I can't go to work because I cannot see!


B: You can see close up, can't you, four-eyes?


A: Well, yes, but...

B: OK slacker, BACK TO WORK!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004