Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

I will bury you

Akin to "I will kill you"

I will fucking bury you for that...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

dismissed

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.

Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

picknose

One who picks thier nose. Worse if they eat the contents. Yum!

picknose! picknose! I saw you eating your own snot!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

shrapnel

a) the remnants of an explosion.
b) Sharp metal contained in an expendable shell, released via explosion to inflict damage mainly to humans. See Anti-personel
c) Loose change of little value

I've been shrapnel'D

A:Got any money?
B:Just shrapnel.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

brutality

To beat to death via rapid punches, kicks, elbows and knees to the body and head. If the victim attempts to block, then the gaurd will be attacked until dropped. Seen in Mortal Kombat.

Finish Him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004