Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

ITV

1) The main rival to the BBC.
2) The Spanish inland revenue.

1) Let's see. We've got drama, adverts, drama, movie, adverts, news, drama, adverts, end of movie, hippies, news, drama, news and lastly drama.


2) ayayaye! La policia y el iTv! Shit!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

how rare

The exclaimation heard after an odd occurance.

bob: taste like donkey poop

bob: *pooped on*


....

weebl: how rare.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

lug

(v.) To paddle someone's ears. Often very harshly. Lug is also a word for ear

lug lug lug. Guess what? LUG! yeah! L-U-G ugl, gul, ulg, glu, lgu!


Yeah play with my ears SSSHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEZZZE

by Kung-fu Jesus September 6, 2006

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Colloseum

A large gladiatorial arena in Rome. Popular for tourists, now in a state of decay.

The colloseum held 50,000 people and never hosted a riot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ringside seat

(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing

Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat

Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

Videogame warfare

(v.) Videogame warfare is warfare from which the mainstay of the action involves very little physical combat. it is more a matter of planes drop bombs, guided missiles drop in, troops over-run the remaining enemy, grantign them quarter. It stresses a heavy reliance on technology and enemy intelligence.

FOR: Done properly, it is less costly in terms of home casualties.

AGAINST: The smallest slip up in planning or intelligence, and a costly mistake will be made, both in monetary terms and later, in lives.

Videogame warfare has been the mode of operation for some units since the 50's, and it will become more common in the future.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004