Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

power rangers

early-mid 90's kids' television show that had a kick-ass first season.

After that, people began to realise that the plot for every single show was the same. Season two was season one, but they changed the costumes and made the names longer.

How power rangers replaced re-runs of masters of the Universe, thundercats and not-so-old teenage mutant ninja turtles we'll never know.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

appeasement

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protest warrior
pinko
prowar protestor
antiwar protestor
Tamim
bill clinton
diplomacy


Appeasement is a stupid liberal idea that war can be prevented by giving the enemy what it wants to start with. basically, save them the trouble by pussying around.

"An appeaser is one who feeds a lion, hoping it will eat him last"

--Winston Churchill

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

dirty weekend chic

Someone who is chic whilst looking as if they were about to go off for two days of getting boned the fuck out of.

The woman in the catsuit is a dirty weekend chic.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

viagra

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.

Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

billy-club

A phallus-shaped blunt object used for hitting people around the head.

That cop hit me with his billy-club, aw man does it hurt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2006

gun down

(v.) To shoot someone with a firearm. This term came into coinage in the British tabloids in the 1960s, and world war I before that (where it was mainly military speak for a machine gunner, see b))

a) The paramilitrist said he was going to gun down a politician.

b) You don't want to go through that gap, there's a gun down in there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

dynamic IP

A randomly assigned internet protocol from a pool of IPs owned by your ISP. The IPs are all usually in the same range, and you are given the first free IP when you log on. This means that your IP will change every time you log on (although there is a chance that you could dial up an IP used before).

The benefit of this method (as opposed to static IP is not security, but rather the ISP not having to maintain an IP for every customer, thus saving money. However, this means that only a set number of customers can be online at a time. This also makes the connection slower.

AOL and its subsidiaries (compuserve etc.) use a dynamic IP system. These companies have terrible reputations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 24, 2004