ten best cars ever

In no particular order...
Jaguar E-type (pre-1973)
Ford Gt/GT40
Rolls-Royce Phantom VI
Ferrari 250 GTO
Jaguar XJ220
Mercedes-Benz 560 sec
Aston Martin DB9
Porsche 911 GT turbo
Morgan Aero eight GT
Bugatti type 41
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Eng.

England, or of England.
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count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
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(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.
I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.
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weetabix

Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.
*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*

Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.

*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*

Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?

*robin rides off with his men*


'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!


--Early 90's weetabix advert.
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j00 F4G

<GumX0R> j00 F4g!!111!!2!ONE
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