Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

geneva convention

A situation whereby rules are not observed by one party, so other parties feel free to ignore thier pledges to follow the rules. Actually happened with the real geneva convention.

Because we had some young kids playing they said 'no fucking' at the camp. John protested against this from the beggining and fucked everyone senseless. The other guys wanted pussy too, so the rules just became a genva convention.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

WMD caché

Something so well hidden, it is as if it does not exist.

Psycho bitch's linguistic skills

Denida's penis


BRANE!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

manifesto

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.

Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

incestor

One who willingly participates in incest. One who is incestous

Typo on Jay Leno:


Come look at this house! Incestors (sic) welcome


Should have said investors, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Pen pusher

(n.) Un-needed, beaureucratic employee not making any difference and hampering efficiency

Our overheads are not to blame for the shortfall, it's those damn pen pushers.


Your government is wasting money on pen pushers.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

human nature

(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.


(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.

Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

hook

A punch that comes solidly from the side.

I hooked him with my right.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004