I'll shit 'em

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.

The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

headshot

(v.) to fire a projectile and it to hit the opponent in the head, often taking it off completely.


Made popular by the videogame community.

I scored a headshot!



He hit me with a headshot!


She was giving me head to which I replied with a headshot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

maloderant

French for odorous, foul smelling.

Les gens Français c'est maloderant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

slap and tickle

Cockney slang for sex.

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

deal with it

Dominant challenge issued by those in power.

Sure, if I was living in a box, on the margins of society, or couldn't do shit for myself so needed to complain about others who can, I'd be a liberal. But since i'm not a fucktarded atheist misanthrope, I'll vote conservative.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004