middle class

Financially the largest class. All the main money makers. At the bottom are those in well paid jobs, at the top are multi-millionaires working huge amounts who will become new money
Middle classes in western nations have more money than the upper classes when combined, and more than the lower classes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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my spider sense is tingling

What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman
This car is still making a rattling sound, are you sure you fixed it?

My spider sense is tingling.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Grim reaper

An apparition that appears to be far more reasonable and understanding in Monty Python and the meaning of life than in medievel folklore.
The Grim Reaper poisoned the salmon.


The reaper demanded the newly dead people follow him, so they got in thier cars and drove after him.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
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kyrie

"Lord, have mercy on us."

Used mainly by Catholics such as myself.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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SUN TZU

Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do


*some time later*

A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!


*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004
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military precision

(adj.) Perfect aim, very professional and calmly done.
He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.


He sniped the robber with military precision.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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