Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.

I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

dogs of war

The weapons of war. As in 'unleash the dogs of war'.

I unleashed the dogs of war on that toilet last night, said Janice curry eater

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

torrential downpour

See British weather

I love a good ol' torrential downpour now and then.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

colt

(n.) An excellent tool of persuasion. Best known in python & .45 form.

He didn't want to tell me where she was until he got a better look at the canon hanging from my belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

he-man generation

See masters of the universe generation

I have the power!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Kill or cure

(v.)A medical treatment/practise that will either heal the patient or kill them.


Steams from battlewound-fever treatment. This would involve putting the subject in an icewaterbath, then wrapping them in wool. It worked very well and very quickly, but it put tremendous strain on the heart, and many people suffered heart attacks or complete cardiac arrest.

Kill or cure is the only way to save him. Otherwise, you better pray for him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004