Kung-Fu jesus's definitions
The last words of christ, said just before he died. Can be said by others when they feel they have been let down. Translation to English is
"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"
"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"
"And when the sixth hour had come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?" ... And Jesus uttered a loud cry, and breathed His last. And the curtain of the Temple see Temples was torn in two, from top to bottom. And when the centurion, who stood facing Him, saw that He thus breathed His last, he said, "Truly this man was the Son of God!" (Mark 15:33-34,37-39 RSV)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabachthani?mug. (n.) the level of output at which all costs are equal to revenue. There is niether profit nor a loss.
We make 500 cars a day and sell them for £10,000 each. The cost of making 500 cars in one day is £500,000 so we make no profit and no loss.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the break-even pointmug. He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
Get the gynotikolobomassophiliamug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the with my balls intactmug. In reference to a large expenditure, such as a car or house, one that is certainly not covered by materiality, this refers to "top of the range".
Por examplé: A car with alloy wheels, computers, television screens, leather seats, nitrous oxide, maybe some groupies etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the fully loadedmug. 
Dating back to biblic origins (shakespeare, wtf?) this word was a polite declination. It later became just another word for "no", and is only used in mockery of obfiscation.
Nay! Good faith.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the naymug.