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knockin' on heavens door

(v.) To be undergoing spiritual enlightenment before ones death.
Mama put my gun to the ground, I can't shoot them anymore...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
mugGet the knockin' on heavens doormug.

plustard

Incorrect french verb for being later than
Marc arrives 9:05, 5 minutes late.


Marc: Sucre-Bleu! Je suis en retard!


Jacques arrives at 9:06


Jacques: Je Plustard Marc! Je parle merde Français. Je suid un retardé
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
mugGet the plustardmug.

turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
mugGet the turned your back on Godmug.

ill-will

Hatred, malicious utterings.
Ye olde witch bring ye ill-will te thy nag!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the ill-willmug.

americanism

antonym of Britishism

1) Removing of vowels from the spelling of letters because the speakers accent does not pronounce them. See speech impediment, american accent or I don't like your voice so I won't buy your used car. Dropping of u's is most common.

2) A British design that lost all meaning when American .."integrity"... took it to mass production and cheapened it.
1) Program, armor, color, ton, elevator, prostitoot, ect.

2) Machine guns----> German

automobiles---> German

computers-----> still not effective


Sports cars- British invention with the Vauxhall Prince Henry in 1910. In 1911, the USA responded with the mercer Raceabout, and did not make another until the trials of the corvette in 1953. In 1921, General Motors, who had been pushing crappy cars for a few years, took over vauxhall and turned them from being Bentley's biggest rival to Ford's biggest rival in the UK. Merged with 1926 acquisition opel to sell on continental Europe.

Of course, the 'vette is crap, as most other american cars are (some exceptions built in small numbers.)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
mugGet the americanismmug.

du temps en temps

Lenght of time for the average frenchman to take a bath or have a shower.
la douche? NON!


les gens français est maloderant!


Why else do you think france produces so much parfum? Have you ever been on the metro? It fucking stinks!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
mugGet the du temps en tempsmug.

canaan's side

Israel/palestine. Ancient biblic reference. See promised land
And land them safe of canaans' side.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the canaan's sidemug.

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