Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

400i 

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.

400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.

400i by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Sultan of brunei 

A guy with the largest car collection in the world, the world's second richest man, unless you count that Ikea guy.

The sultan has over 200 Rolls-Royces

Sultan of brunei by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

spoonerism 

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

spoonerism by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

barmaid 

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.

Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.

barmaid by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

give x a new meaning

To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.

You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.

give x a new meaning by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

hard drinking 

Binge drinking, every day of the week. See alcoholic

He was a hard drinking man, until he died of liver failure...

hard drinking by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Pretty vacant 

One who is absent minded

Also a sex pistols song.

We're pre-tty,


Pretty va-cant.

Pretty vacant by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004