Positive to a fault

(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.

She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

lifer

(n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.

Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

mongoloid

(n.) Someone from southern or eastern asia according to a now obsolete racial classification. The name is given, probably as a result of genghis khan's mongol empire, which saw mongols breed with the natives of most asian races/tribes. The key factors in deciding whether a skull is mongoloid or not lie in the eyes and nose.

Most Chinese, Japanese and Koreans were once called 'mongoloid'.

caucasoid
negroid
austroloid

by kung-fu jesus September 07, 2004

off the grid

(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.

Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

pringle tube

A penis of equal size to a pringle can.

I have a pringle tube.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

wuthering heights

One of many incoherant and very weird Kate Bush Songs. Based on the book.

Heathcliff! It's me, i'm Cathy come home..
I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a-your window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Prang

(v.) To badly damage. Usually in reference a forceful car crash, often resulting in a write off.

I pranged your car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004