smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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down-and-out

(n.) or (adj.) A homeless person, a bum.
He is a down-and-out.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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middle finger salute

Also known simply as "The finger"



This consists of an outstretched arm (although the arm can be bent, or barely outstretched at all) with the back of the hand facing toward an object of scorn, and the middle finger extended in an upward direction.
Barry said I should take a photograph of him while he gave me the thumbs up from the Eiffel Tower. The zoom function on my camera showed he was actually giving me the middle finger salute.


I was driving so slowly that even a couple of elderly nuns in a honda gave me the middle finger salute as they passed me.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004
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coconuts

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004
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gayvette

What the corvette should be called, since it is gay.
My gayvette just fell apart.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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sad but true

(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.
Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.


Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey


Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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thumbs down

a) a hand signal, interpreted to be negative, which consists of a fist, sideways, with the thumb pointing to the ground.

b) below Satisfactory or unacceptable.

c) An indication to kill


antonym: thumbs up
My fellow motorist gave my driving the thumbs down, before speeding off with his arm and middle finger extended.

I'm sorry, but this definition is crude, immature and a failed attempt at humour. I've just have to give it a thumbs down


The roman gladiatorial type looked about the colloseum to see row after row of thumbs down, so he cast his net over the opponent and speared him through.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
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