Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.

Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

There's a condom behind that bookshelf by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.

Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day

smokes three packs a day by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

Dishwasher by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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Gdansk shipyard

Rising up against the USSR during the fall of it's power int he late 80's, the workers of the Gdansk shipyard, Poland staged the first successful strike in the history of the USSR, thus undermining communism.

The Gdansk shipyard industrial action.

Gdansk shipyard by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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Chest-Beater

One who aimlessly extols his religion/country/region or anything else that is currently prominent, completely unaware that nothing lasts forever. While it is better to have chest-beaters on your side (as opposed ot wading through countless re-iterations of the same, questionable points), they will usually get very upset after making a mistake that is pointed out and blown apart. Chest-Beaters are almost always conservative.

yay

Chest-Beater by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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Roundhead

In the British civil war, the opposers to the king were called roundheads, because thier typical haircuts made thier heads appear round.

Roundheads! Cavaliers!

Roundhead by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

total victory by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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