soapbox

(n.) a downhill race for american children, where they design go-carts that have no steering, to get them used to the fact that american roads have no corners, and american cars cannot turn worth shit.

The soapbox derby is lame.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

busy with the frog

One studious of French Language and/or culture.

Busy with the frogs, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

wonderwoman

The precursor to hentai.

Since wonderwoman was real and not animated, nerds weren't quite so odd before the 90s.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

agua sin gas

Still water, as it would be ordered in southern Spain.

Agua sin gas, por favore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

edutainment

Combining education and entertainment to teach children. usually accomplishes neither, since the two are complete opposites.

Education is not entertaining.

by kung-fu jesus September 22, 2004

put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

your kids

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.

Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004