Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

file

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A paedophile

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.

Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Risqué

Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy.

My, what a risqué piece of art!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

gaymer.org

A videogame website for the homosexual community. It tends to be the same as most sites, except that there is a forum for bitching about your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Queers are gamers too? wow....weird.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

cold case

(n.) A crime investigation that has been put on hold until new information comes forth.

I decided to stop killing women and all the crimes became cold cases because I can hold in information and no-one blabs ahahahahahahahahha I am a serial killer and uncaptured.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Take up arms

(v.) to arm oneself or a group to attack a force.

The militia took up arms against the invaders.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004