Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

shotgun wedding 

(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.

The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.

shotgun wedding by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

bhp 

Acronym: Brake Horse Power. The measurement of the power of a vehicles' engine, derived from the ancient sport of power-pulling, which was origianally done in the form of a rope betwixt two horses.

The mini cooper with 66 bhp out-cornered that ghey 600bhp corvette.

bhp by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

complete arsehole 

(v.) to complete arsehole is to lick out the complete contents of the crack. Done by psycho bitch.

P-bitch gives complete arsehole for a low price.

complete arsehole by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Let the games begin 

(Idiom) We shall now start.

Both teams are ready; let the games begin!

Let the games begin by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

ossie 

How Argos catalogue spelled Ozzy

Ossie osbourne alarm clock

ossie by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

wrecking ball

(n.) the main problem in your life that rears its' ugly head every so often. Quite likely a poor relation that busts into your office and starts frenching a secretary to a fellow member of the board. Those poor bastards.

The wrecking ball of my life.....Well, I don't have any poor relations...

wrecking ball by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Argos 

(n.) British chain of GUS-owned shops selling a shitload of stuff, most of which you can get cheaper or better elsewhere. Britains' largest toy supplier. Also a fairly good place to buy freeweights from. See barbell.

I own many weights from Argos, and even bought my weight-bench there.

Argos by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004