(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
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knocking shop

Not be be confused with a brothel, a knocking shop is simply a house which has been elected to be the main place of sexual intercourse by those in thier teens. Usually belonging to a couple of rarely there parents.
Billys dads' house is a knocking shop.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 03, 2004
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bangalore torpedo

(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.
During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
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70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.
In pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson had a seventies haircut.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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old as the hills

an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.
You're as old as the hills.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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