Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

nut

(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle

A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!

nut by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

terra firma 

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

terra firma by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

up periscope 

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

up periscope by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

square jawed 

(adj.) Macho, manly.

He's square jawed!



What a square jawed idea!

square jawed by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

preggers 

(adj.) Pregnant female, used mainly in the early stages of pregnancy, by moron future (dead-beat) dads. The word itself dates back to Victorian Britain.

Guess what? She's preggers!

preggers by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Golden Age 

The reign of Queen Elizabeth I of England & Wales, the last monarch before the kingdom united with Scotland, and a very prosperous one indeed.

The current queen was supposed to lead a second golden age, but that title faded away with the loss of the empire.

Golden Age by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Put through thier paces 

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

Put through thier paces by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004