Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

at any rate

Regardless of anything I have just said that may stray from my premises.

I once saw a gay dog, at any rate, you're gay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

cash cow

(n.) A well-selling product into which no investment is put asides meagre marketing and production costs, yet price rises rise disproportionatley to costs, and well above inflation, milking the cow for all it's worth.

Oil prices are the biggest of all cash cows.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

on the double

British military slang for "twice as fast". See sharpish.

bring those munitions sharpish. ON THE DOUBLE, MAN! You, take three men and put them on the roof, keep and eye on that hill. McGinnis, take your people to the east wall and put up some sandbags.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004

lieutenant dan

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia

vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!

by kung-fu jesus September 6, 2004

contribution

(n.) Selling price minus cost of production. The contribution goes first to paying off overheads, then to profit

We have It costs £40 to make, and we sell for £55. That gives us £15 contribution. This goes to paying off our electricity (actually semi-variable)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004