Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

uma

(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of the local) the actress Uma Thurman is named after.

Worship Uma and be pretty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

curry house

Where the galavanting general dares't not enter.

Bequeath this knowledge from the general;

For oh, the general departed ye olde curry house, devoid of his senses, red as a tomato, naked like a tomato, in desperate need of a shit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

all fours

(n.) One's hands and knees/legs (delete as applicable)

She was searching for the condom on all fours without her glass, when barry couldn't wait anymore and gave it to her indabutt

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

pikeyfy

(v.) To decrease quality, usually refering to a dress code.

For more information, see Pikey, Ireland, Gypsie, Old spice.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

180

(v.) To turn around in one's attitude and actions.


(v.) When snowboarding, skating, bmxing or similar, a 180 is turning the medium around quickly.


Both definitions are from 180 degrees, a half-turn.

A) He did a complete 180 after the Germans attacked.

B) He pulled off a 180.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Disco duck

One who mocks disco music and the culture surrounding it. Not quite to the same extent as the "Disco sucks" mob.

Disco, disco duck.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004