Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

boxed-in feeling 

(n.) A sudden attack of claustrophobia.

"|started to get theat boxed-in feeling" said eliturk, moments after being freed from a paper bag.

boxed-in feeling by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

outlaw 

(n.) One who lives ouitside the law, using his or her own morals or religious experience as guidance.

(v.) To declare illegal

Robin hood was an outlaw, as were the early christians in the roman empire


After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.

outlaw by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

march 

(v.) A steady, disiplined walk.

(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.

March is a stupid month. August is better.

march by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

put two and two together 

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

put two and two together by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

all yo family 

An extension of yo mama

a: ur a fag
b: ya mutha
a: all yo family

all yo family by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

pertain 

What most "definitions" here do not do to thier subject.

For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.

pertain by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004

do-gooder 

(n.) A pesky pinko/wooly liberal more concerned with uber-censorship and helping everyone who the liberal media has tricked them into thinking needs help. This, naturally, means ethnic minorities and people with disabilities. See also ambulance chaser, annoying, feminazi, someone I want to rape (if hot chick) and kill

If you hate do-gooders, raise your hand (or vote for this definition, whatever floats your boat)

do-gooder by Kung-Fu Jesus May 17, 2004