Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Bastille Day

The start of a bloody revolution in France, a period where many thousands died in paranoid France. This period also saw France's aristocracy takes thier money elsewhere, making the country poor and weak. Bastille day marks the beggining of one of the worst perods of France's history.

Why don't the froggies celebrate October the 19th (1453- end of the hundred years' war) or the 7th of January (1558- liberation of calais- the actual end of the hundred years war) as a national holiday.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

dragonball

A bunch of cartton charactors doing the equivalent of flashing torches at one another, then talking for fiveteen minutes about how noble it is to use torches instead of fighting. Then they pretend to punch eachother for five minutes before they start to use powerful torches while shouting out "kamayhamayha" or some japanese shit.

Dragonball is a fun way for flashlight enthusiasts to burn half an hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

hit the nail on the head

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.

Why does this car not work?


Because it's a ford!


You've hit the nail on the head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

zero tolerance

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.

The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004

cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.

Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Disco duck

One who mocks disco music and the culture surrounding it. Not quite to the same extent as the "Disco sucks" mob.

Disco, disco duck.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

180

(v.) To turn around in one's attitude and actions.


(v.) When snowboarding, skating, bmxing or similar, a 180 is turning the medium around quickly.


Both definitions are from 180 degrees, a half-turn.

A) He did a complete 180 after the Germans attacked.

B) He pulled off a 180.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004