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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

separate the sheep from the goats 

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.
I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

spring thaw 

1) A group of young girls who have just attained a lust for casual sex

2) A group of girls who have started to have casual sex


3) when a female becoems of legal age to have intercourse, and one may brag to the police about them without fear of arrest.
Hey, the've just had thier spring thaw, said the 12 year old boy to another, fuck time!
spring thaw by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

in the line of fire 

(adj.) To be in an undesirable position whereby oen will take heat from superiors or the masses.
I'm in the line of fire, but if I do go down, guess who's coming with me...

knocking shop 

Not be be confused with a brothel, a knocking shop is simply a house which has been elected to be the main place of sexual intercourse by those in thier teens. Usually belonging to a couple of rarely there parents.
Billys dads' house is a knocking shop.

southpaw 

Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.
He boxes southpaw, pah.
southpaw by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

lend lease act

What I've apparantley failed to mention, senor jb has failed to correct.

His incorrect and quite preposterous assertion that 'by the turn of the nineteenth century it was already producing more industrial goods than the rest of the world' is very much a joke. How 4.6% of the worlds population, living in 6.1% fo the total land area of the world can outproduce the rest of it is beyond logical thinking. While the united states may have been the country producing the most industrial goods, it was unlikely that per person it was the most or was, as this joker claims, making more than the rest of the world combined. The next coherable sentence (jb sure is smoking something, which is affecting his 'facts' and understandable english. Give me some of what you're smoking!) is about a status quo being interrupted? I'll assume this is a piss poor pseudo-intellectual statement, and that you actually meant I'm angry at america for whatever reason. Elaborate.


And didn't the commies in yugoslavia fund themselves with he marshall plan money?
You gotta learn revisionist history, and ease off the waccy baccy.

thankyoutony 

www.thankyoutony.com

A website made by americans desperate to prove there is strong support for Iraq by sucking cock of the vertically challenged british prime minister, tony b liar. The creators and designers of this site have made sure the opening page makes no sense "Whereas, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, has vigorously supported the United States in the disarmament of Iraq;" Is the opening sentence, followed by more illiterate drivel and sycophancy. the fuckwits who made it up are also unaware of the general dis-satisfaction of the british population over the situation.
Fuck you Tony Blair, you 5'5" stupid cocksucking socialist politically correct, moronic, anti-british, pro-american, bush loving poodle. See dumbdumbhorsenose