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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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Get the maloderant mug.Where one was born or bred. For some reason, people seem to be interested in this, and can be drawn in for an insult. This is best used against snoopers over-hearing you.
My hometown is if-you-are-sitting-at-the-next-table-wearing-blue-and-listening-to-me-you-are-gonna-get-raped-out-side-you-cunt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the hometown mug.(n.) the main problem in your life that rears its' ugly head every so often. Quite likely a poor relation that busts into your office and starts frenching a secretary to a fellow member of the board. Those poor bastards.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Get the wrecking ball mug.The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)
The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.
Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)
Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
Get the net realisable value mug.Oh dear, mister Mustang driver, did your cheap volanté rip-off break down?
*drives off in superior V8 Volanté*
*drives off in superior V8 Volanté*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the volanté mug.In response to the triple alliance, France and Britain signed an entente cordiale, which meant they would protect eachother in case of war. This agreement celebrated its centenery this week. In 1907 Russia, also concerned about growing German navy joined, so that Germany would have to face a war on two fronts should it attack either. This was known as the triple entente. Separtly, Russia promised to defend Serbia from the Triple alliance.
When Archduke Ferdinand of Austria was assassinated in 1914 Serbia, Austria-Hungary Declared a state of War on Serbia. Because of this, Russia, Britain and France declared war on Austria-Hungary, and Germany and Italy declared war on Russia. Britain and France declared war on Italy and Germany and thus created the massive conflict known as WORLD WAR I
When Archduke Ferdinand of Austria was assassinated in 1914 Serbia, Austria-Hungary Declared a state of War on Serbia. Because of this, Russia, Britain and France declared war on Austria-Hungary, and Germany and Italy declared war on Russia. Britain and France declared war on Italy and Germany and thus created the massive conflict known as WORLD WAR I
The triple entente were mached only in power by the triple alliance. When the sides sqaured off, it took five years for the triple entente to win the war.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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