Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

light-up

a) To light a cigarette
b) To fire many bullets in a short period of time, not neccesarily with an automatic weapon

Light-up this fag (ciggie)

Light-up this fag (queer)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

ferry

(v.) to transport internationally, or accross water.

I will ferry you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

hungry like the wolf

(adj.) being in the mood to perform cunnilingus.

I've just lost the taste in my mouth. I can't taste fish from apples or pasta from dogshit. I'm hungry like the wolf.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

new money

A family that has just joined the upper class from a lower class, mostly middle.

Within three generations, new money will become aristocracy as a general rule. Marriage into upper classes will make it two generations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

pop culture

A contraction for "popular culture", this is more or less a colection of cult movie qoutes, figures and dirty jokes that have been found funny by audiences worlwide, now crucified by over-use from teenagers and fat people with greasy T-shirts. The pop culture killers have typically seen just about every movie you've ever heard of and know all the qoutes. They will worship the sources of thier material as if they were some religious book. Deeply offended when criticised, and will use insults from thier movie collection.

Ezekiel 25:17 was cool until the kiddies started watching Pulp Fiction and everyone knew it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

crook

What I am not

"I am not a crook"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

geezerbird

A pre-operation transsexual. A man with make-up, see he-she.

Geezerbirds wear lots of bright make up and have deep voices and stubble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004