(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

Hierachy of recieving luxuries or necessities.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

A hard-line extremist approach to clearing dog shit from the streets involving firing off a six-shooter at random turds, scoring points for every piece of shit shot. Each competitor has 36 bullets and ten minutes.
I was shooting the shit until the cops busted my ass for shooting a dog wile sitting and its' enraged owner. I'm getting 20 to life.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

(n.) A "classic car" prone to many engine malfunctions and in constant need of repair. Usually american in nature (Euro's include Triumph Stag or old BMW 323 convertables, also any Triumph TR5-7as well as early Aston Matin DB4's which were released prematurely.)
FOR SALE
1987 Corvette, one careful lady owner, enthusiasts' car. Call locally for this piece of shit.
1987 Corvette, one careful lady owner, enthusiasts' car. Call locally for this piece of shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

yay
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

A protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. To solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a G7 / G8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
