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ill-will

Hatred, malicious utterings.
Ye olde witch bring ye ill-will te thy nag!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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plustard

Incorrect french verb for being later than
Marc arrives 9:05, 5 minutes late.


Marc: Sucre-Bleu! Je suis en retard!


Jacques arrives at 9:06


Jacques: Je Plustard Marc! Je parle merde Français. Je suid un retardé
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
mugGet the plustardmug.

turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
mugGet the turned your back on Godmug.

americanism

antonym of Britishism

1) Removing of vowels from the spelling of letters because the speakers accent does not pronounce them. See speech impediment, american accent or I don't like your voice so I won't buy your used car. Dropping of u's is most common.

2) A British design that lost all meaning when American .."integrity"... took it to mass production and cheapened it.
1) Program, armor, color, ton, elevator, prostitoot, ect.

2) Machine guns----> German

automobiles---> German

computers-----> still not effective


Sports cars- British invention with the Vauxhall Prince Henry in 1910. In 1911, the USA responded with the mercer Raceabout, and did not make another until the trials of the corvette in 1953. In 1921, General Motors, who had been pushing crappy cars for a few years, took over vauxhall and turned them from being Bentley's biggest rival to Ford's biggest rival in the UK. Merged with 1926 acquisition opel to sell on continental Europe.

Of course, the 'vette is crap, as most other american cars are (some exceptions built in small numbers.)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the make yourself at homemug.

gratuitous profanity

Profanity for the sake of profanity, in a forced attempt to make a movie, videogame or song sound cooler. It is uneeded.
Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the badmouthing, he really does sux0r my bizalls.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the gratuitous profanitymug.

Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman
Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the Dishwashermug.

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