Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

golden bear

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.

Golden bear 386 for Mac

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

king of cuss

A master of burning and pwnage.

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

sorry

Prefix to a noun that belittles the impact of it.

You and your sorry corvette got your lonesome ass cracked by a kid on a bike

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)

The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

3-series

BMW's most popular line of cars, outselling all others put toghether.

...and I want an 8-series....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

her ass is a spaceship I want to ride

I want to bugger her.

See buttseckz

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

script kiddie clique

A collection fo script kiddies who enjoy talking about how cool they are and act in a forced state of casualness (regarding computer related crap,about which no-one cares anyway) in an attempt to sound like real hackers. See SEPHlROTH

Seffy is in a script kiddie clique.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004