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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Gran Turismo 

Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.
Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.
Gran Turismo by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
<GumX0R> j00 F4g!!111!!2!ONE
j00 F4G by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

gloryholer 

One who participates in gloryhole sex.
I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.
gloryholer by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
one who goes to www.gaymer.org
gaymer by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

gaymer.org 

A videogame website for the homosexual community. It tends to be the same as most sites, except that there is a forum for bitching about your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Queers are gamers too? wow....weird.
gaymer.org by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

chrome dome 

Person with a bald, shiny head.
manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?


Homer: No.

manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*
chrome dome by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?
Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.