Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

assdarts 

(v.) to have anal sex. See buggery

Elitist and the foreign goat.

assdarts by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

lead balloon 

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.

The League of Nations

lead balloon by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

light at the end of the tunnel

(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel

Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...

--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.

light at the end of the tunnel by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

no end of good

(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.

A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.

no end of good by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.

That guy has had a near death experience.

near death experience by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

talking shop

(n.) a place where discussion is all that happens, and nothing actually comes out of it. The origin is the League of Nations, precursor to the United nations. The League had no armed forces, and no decisions could be enforced.

The United Nations is becoming a talking shop.

talking shop by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

manifesto 

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.

Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.

manifesto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004