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"Angela blorfed so hard she fell out of her chaise lounge. That's the last time she came over for chili night"
by Kung Fu Jimmy February 5, 2026
Get the Blorf mug.A Trish describes a middle-aged women who is perceived as obnoxious, angry, and entitled, who, unlike a Karen, operates behind the scenes with a strongly worded email or clandestine social media campaign. A more cowardly Karen
She wrote an email to the PR department claiming she was a lawyer and the company got scared and pulled Harry Potter off the shelves. She's such a Trish.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 18, 2025
Get the Trish mug.Herd therapy occurs when a large enough portion of a population undergoes therapy or counseling and thereafter has the tools and vocabulary to aid those around them who haven't gone to therapy.
As a person who's never seen a therapist, Rick certainly is in touch with his emotions. Perhaps it's because everyone around him has. He's undergone herd therapy.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 9, 2025
Get the Herd Therapy mug.Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025
Get the longest-gevity mug.Natasha's erect nipples protruded through her shirt after retrieving a Popsicle. It was very brisqué.
by Kung Fu Jimmy January 4, 2025
Get the Brisqué mug.I don't know these idiots. They're all irregulars.
by Kung Fu Jimmy July 11, 2024
Get the Irregulars mug.When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.
Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.
by Kung Fu Jimmy December 7, 2023
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