Juggling

A baby juggalo

My oh my, what an adorable little juggling.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020

Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.

Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022

Fuck Dork

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,

Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009

Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!

Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022

Irregulars

People who don't frequent an establishment often

I don't know these idiots. They're all irregulars.

by Kung Fu Jimmy July 11, 2024

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022

longest-gevity

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries

Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025