Kung Fu Jimmy's definitions

Swelce

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating

I saw Swelce shopping at T.J. Maxx by the Galleria the other day. They really went to shit.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Traylor

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating.

Saw Traylor at Taco Bell last Sunday. They eat was too much ground beef.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Sunday Sillies

Uproarious laughter at otherwise unfunny situations or humor resulting from being hungover.

Well, the phrase "butt clump" was funny at brunch but I think we all had a case of the Sunday sillies.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 11, 2017

Ultinym

A nickname or abbreviation shortened from the latter half of a name or word. Like "Topher" for Christopher, "Za" for Pizza and "Bert" for Robert

I just call him "Xander" Haig which is an ultinym for Alexander since we're such close pals.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020

longest-gevity

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries

Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025

Jesus Freaky

When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.

Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.

by Kung Fu Jimmy December 7, 2023

Hurterer

Person who commits hurt but not quite murder.

Rachel ran over her ex best friend for stealing her husband. She would be a murderer but her victim didn't die so she's just a hurterer.

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 29, 2019