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Pee your Pants Challenge

A reason why TikTok should have never been created. It involves people trying to pee their pants in front of a camera. No, seriously. It's a real challenge. Google it.

What are you waiting for? Google "Pee your Pants Challenge" for clarification!

by Kugeln May 6, 2020

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Disgustipation

Noun: A feeling of disgust and constipation combined into one. Usually felt by people in the navy

I feel so sick of this shit, I think I might have disgustipation.

by Kugeln December 21, 2018

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Noun; What some people think men, especially white men will develop by the year 2040. They are similar to female breasts, but apparently not as developed. This thought comes from the conspiracy that masculinity in white males are in the decline, though this theory is nothing but pseudoscience.

Bob:Did you know that white men will develop Proto-Breasts by 2040?
Alice:If you believe shit like that, chances are you already developed them.

by Kugeln June 29, 2019

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You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.

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Alice: *Walks away in disappointment in what Bob has accomplished*

by Kugeln March 29, 2019

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Pizzachef

An insult pointed at former Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev (1985-1991). The Pizzachef part comes from the fact that Gorbachev starred in a Pizza Hut advertisement in 1997 to raise money for the Perestroika Archives.

Oh, here comes that damned Pizzachef and his stupid pizza sauce stain on his head.

by Kugeln May 7, 2019

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