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Definitions by Kugeln

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You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.
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Urban Phone Book 

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.
Urban Phone Book by Kugeln March 18, 2019

American Prison 

Noun; It's like a school in America, except there's less shootings and better funding.
Bob: Hey, at least an American Prison is not like the schools here, amirite?
American Prison by Kugeln March 11, 2019

B. E. T. 

A French term referring to the northern half of the Republic of Chad. Nobody knows what it actually stands for.
WTF Paradox where did you get B. E. T. from?
B. E. T. by Kugeln February 28, 2019

Disgustipation 

Noun: A feeling of disgust and constipation combined into one. Usually felt by people in the navy
I feel so sick of this shit, I think I might have disgustipation.
Disgustipation by Kugeln December 21, 2018

Generous Squirt 

A Rhode Island term meaning ejaculation of seminal fluid.
I just did a generous squirt last night
Generous Squirt by Kugeln September 27, 2018