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Condition of household

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018
mugGet the Condition of householdmug.

Posture

A women walks by and i look back
I was checking your posture maam.
by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018
mugGet the Posturemug.

Nomm nomm disease

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.
by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018
mugGet the Nomm nomm diseasemug.

what else you got

Christ asks God what else you got.
God reponded to what else you got and said subsitute space.
by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018
mugGet the what else you gotmug.

Votive candle

Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
That is my votive candle definition and story.
by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018
mugGet the Votive candlemug.

That game

Relative strenght of anything. For example ROYGBIV for any object.
I saw 5 indigo unidentified flying object today. How many did you get in our That game?
by Kuehlstein January 3, 2018
mugGet the That gamemug.

Woke up

It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.
She finally woke up
by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018
mugGet the Woke upmug.

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