Kuahmel's definitions

latest and greatest

a term usually used in a derogatory manner to describe brand new things, and how sought after and fawned over they are by people who often already have perfectly good items said new thing would be replacing, usually in an attempt to stay hip or cool, be "first on the block," or keep up with the Joneses.

The Apple fanboys always gotta have the latest and greatest, faithfully in line for new iPads and iPhones, even if their current ones are only a few months old and the new ones aren't that much different.

Hayley, you already have 12 Prada bags, do you really need to chase down the latest and greatest?

Gotta love how these spoiled hipsters use their trust funds on the latest and greatest!

by Kuahmel June 21, 2013

Rap Tourette's

The condition of any aspect of life--events, words someone said, something you read, even nothing at all, who needs a reason?--calls up lines from rap songs. Takes you to a happy place more often than not.

Thanks to rapper Jean Grae for inspiring this definition. See first example below quoted by her on a certain social networking site:

"....and I can't even think of the word "blizzard", without saying- "what is it? A blizzard?" Rap tourette's."

Dowg, stop with the Tupac quotes for everything, old rap tourette's havin' *ss n*gga...

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

put a lot on it

to overdo, overhype, overstate, exaggerate, try/go too hard, get ahead of yourself.

see also: doing the most, doing too much

Y'all puttin' a lot on it, me and her, we just friends, I am NOT shaggin' her!

Brenda is a true drama queen who has a tendency to put a lot on it.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

if you like it, I love it

Said when letting an individual do him/her, when you either aren't in the mood to criticize them, or feel it's not your place to, whether or not you agree with their behavior. Because hey, what they eat doesn't make you sh*t, why give yourself gray hairs tryna change 'em?

If you like it, I love it...they're your kids, not mine.

Me: Wow, your girl wears a mad lot of makeup!
He: Hey, as long as the p*ssy and money don't stop, I say to her "if you like it, I love it."

Whatever floats your boat, if you like it, I love it.

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

other fish

What one feels when a person they wanted to date isn't interested or isn't worth the trouble. Shortened version of the term "other fish in the sea," meaning there's plenty other catches in this world, no need to waste time or hurt feelings over the one that got away.

The call that says it's time to direct your dating (or other) interests elsewhere.

She ain't giving up the draws, she's a f*ckin' golddiggin' *ss d*ck tease, let me stop wasting my time. Other fish.

by Kuahmel December 7, 2009

milk

adj. describing a chick with very sweet natural boobs. She is often also thick in the right places.

I almost blew my load in that club last night. About 80% of the freaks in there was milk! Cleavage was on point, nips thru the top, e'ything!

Tocarra Jones is milk. Jessica Simpson is milk. Taral Hicks, milk. Punky Brewster, Kim Fields, Jazmine Cashmere, Latifah before the breast reduction...milk. Yeah, I said it.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

go in

to dis, clown, roast, or have a lot of jokes on someone

Next time you wear some sh*t like that, I gotta go in on you!

Jerome went in DEEP on Quincy at the lunch tables, had everyone dyin' but had him cryin' after baggin' on his dead pops.

Martin Lawrence used to go in on the audience on Def Comedy Jam

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009