An often high-maintenance female's high-pressure, unreasonable, unrealistic, and even bizarre criteria she expects a guy to adhere to. Hard to even just consider it at best high standards when it generally comes off merely as a woman having a man on the hot seat as if her sh*t don't stink. And it's no wonder why a girl on this tip is single and bitter.
Named for the cast member from MTV's The Real World Boston who had this ridiculous list of 200+ requirements a man had to meet in order to date her. Also known as "Kameelah-a$$ list" in the Okayplayer community.
Does every girl on BlackPlanet have to have a Kameelah list on her page?
If you meet a chick from a sorority, chances are she's sizing you up on her Kameelah list.
a term usually used in a derogatory manner to describe brand new things, and how sought after and fawned over they are by people who often already have perfectly good items said new thing would be replacing, usually in an attempt to stay hip or cool, be "first on the block," or
keep up with the Joneses.
The Apple
fanboys always gotta have the latest and greatest, faithfully in line for new iPads and iPhones, even if their current ones are only a few months old and the new ones aren't that much different.
Hayley, you already have 12 Prada bags, do you really need to chase down the latest and greatest?
Gotta love how these spoiled hipsters use their trust funds on the latest and greatest!
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latest and greatest
mug!
The condition of any aspect of life--events, words someone said, something you read, even nothing at all, who needs a reason?--calls up lines from rap songs. Takes you to a happy place more often than not.
Thanks to rapper Jean Grae for inspiring this definition. See first example below quoted by her on a certain social networking site:
"....and I can't even think of the word "blizzard", without saying- "what is it? A blizzard?" Rap tourette's."
Dowg, stop with the Tupac quotes for everything, old rap tourette's havin' *ss n*gga...
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Rap Tourette's
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What one feels when a person they wanted to date isn't interested or isn't worth the trouble. Shortened version of the term "other fish in the sea," meaning there's plenty other catches in this world, no need to waste time or hurt feelings over the
one that got away.
The call that says it's time to direct your dating (or other) interests elsewhere.
She ain't giving up the
draws, she's a f*ckin' golddiggin' *ss d*ck tease, let me stop wasting my time. Other fish.
adj. disinterested in an approaching person as shown by words and behaviors
pronounced like "interested," only replacing "in" with "out"
That b*tch wasn't interested, she was OUTrested! Between her body language and curt answers, she clearly indicated I couldn't
fall back and leave her alone any faster. Oh well,
other fish.
Y'all puttin' a lot on it, me and her, we just friends, I am NOT shaggin' her!
Brenda is a true drama queen who has a tendency to put a lot on it.
Buy a
put a lot on it
mug!
