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We don't believe you, you need more people

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.
Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...
by Kuahmel December 20, 2009
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busband

A special kind of booed up guy who is up under his girlfriend at such a ridiculous clip, he may as well be married to her, live with her and the whole shot. Oftentimes even she feels like he could take a day or two off and hang with the fellas or something.
Female: My boyfriend is coming over tonight.
Her girls: You mean your busband? Does he even have his own life the way he handcuffs himself to you?

Jerry: What up, Jay, game's on tonight, come through, got some Newcastle in the kegerator.
Jay: I'm good, 'bout to go see my girl.
Jerry: Goddamn, fam, you ain't her boyfriend, you're her busband, because I don't see what stops you from putting a ring on the b*tch with no prenup.
by Kuahmel November 30, 2009
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one nigga syndrome

A pathetic condition/policy where there's only room for one Black person to shine in (at least the mainstream of) a given industry or scene, even when there are many other talented and worthy Black people to give work or accolades to. Unfortunately usually those other Black persons (as well as Asian, Latino, etc.) are snubbed or overlooked in favor of the anointed Black talent and/or a whole bunch of mediocre whites.

Oftentimes even that particular one Black will see to it no one else benefits from the perks they get, out of feeling those others are a threat to take their position.

Not to necessarily be related to affirmative action, though it kinda can be. And while not necessarily tokenism, one nigga syndrome is also in effect when whites will bring aboard one Black person into the group and cap it there so that in case he gets out of hand, he won't have backup when they collude against him.
Tyra Banks tended to be a victim of one nigga syndrome when Naomi Campbell was the go-to Black supermodel at the time.

One nigga syndrome was in effect on all but two seasons of The Real World. Notice how the token Black also tends to be gay.
by Kuahmel December 20, 2009
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BFF

One of those texty abbreviations for "best friend forever," which became one of those corny, douchey, CW-ish, The Hillsy things said by white females and the reporters on 7:30 entertainment shows. It's right up there with OMG, OMFG, g2g and ttyl on the gayness scale.
Extra: Lindsay Lohan and her BFFs Britney and Paris were seen bar hopping along Sunset.
Me: Can't remember the last time I gave a sh*t!

<cue valley girl accent> My BFFs and I are going out for coff-ayyyy, wanna come? It'll be a blasty-blast!
by Kuahmel January 23, 2009
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get religion

to change up ways and policy as if having had an epiphany, often hypocritically
Lost a good f*ck buddy because she wanna get religion out of nowhere for the new year, knowing damn well I just got brain and the whole shot from her the month before!

Britney Spears got religion when her father took over her affairs.
by Kuahmel January 23, 2009
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rest

One's home, place one lives, the crib.
Yo, I'm 'bout to head over to Peanut's rest and smoke these trees.

"At the rest, I listen to the Stylistics"--Diamond D
by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
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running in your seat

Leaning away from someone you're sitting next to
Girl, you must not be feeling me the way you're running in your seat.
by Kuahmel December 7, 2009
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