Kuahmel's definitions
What one says to another to shut them up from lying, double talk, dancing around an issue, bullsh*tting them, etc. It lets one know you're not going along with or buying what they're saying and/or that you want them to tell the truth, get to the point, shoot straight in the conversation or confrontation.
"Where's my money, Marv?"
"Yo, hey, I've been meaning to call you, something came up, and I, uh..."
"Cut the crap, douchebag, where's my money?!?"
"Whatever, Crystal, cut the crap, you spent the child support on a f*ckin' dress for the club! The judge will love to hear that!"
"Yo, hey, I've been meaning to call you, something came up, and I, uh..."
"Cut the crap, douchebag, where's my money?!?"
"Whatever, Crystal, cut the crap, you spent the child support on a f*ckin' dress for the club! The judge will love to hear that!"
by Kuahmel January 3, 2010
Get the cut the crapmug. to have spent, peaked, or exhausted yourself or a situation, as if ejaculating (busting a nut)
In other words, to burn yourself out, overdo it, or jump the shark
In other words, to burn yourself out, overdo it, or jump the shark
I blew my load f*ckin' with that New Year's party, I ain't tryna do nann the rest of the week but sleep!
B*tch, you too broke to pay rent because you decided to blow your load shoppin' for sh*t you don't need!
B*tch, you too broke to pay rent because you decided to blow your load shoppin' for sh*t you don't need!
by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
Get the blow your loadmug. One of those texty abbreviations for "best friend forever," which became one of those corny, douchey, CW-ish, The Hillsy things said by white females and the reporters on 7:30 entertainment shows. It's right up there with OMG, OMFG, g2g and ttyl on the gayness scale.
Extra: Lindsay Lohan and her BFFs Britney and Paris were seen bar hopping along Sunset.
Me: Can't remember the last time I gave a sh*t!
<cue valley girl accent> My BFFs and I are going out for coff-ayyyy, wanna come? It'll be a blasty-blast!
Me: Can't remember the last time I gave a sh*t!
<cue valley girl accent> My BFFs and I are going out for coff-ayyyy, wanna come? It'll be a blasty-blast!
by Kuahmel January 23, 2009
Get the BFFmug. A person acting sensitive, mad, or butt hurt as if something said applied to them (hit home)
Someone who responds defensively to a general statement, meaning they clearly took it personal
Someone who responds defensively to a general statement, meaning they clearly took it personal
Throw it out there, and a hit dog will holler.
Girls that call the Leykis show tend to be hit dogs because they're always poppin' that "not all women are like that!" sh*t when Tom never said "ALL women."
Old defensive a*s hit dog, I wasn't even talkin' about you in particular, wipe ya mouth!
The right wingers were being hit dogs for Sarah Palin when Obama said "lipstick on a pig."
Girls that call the Leykis show tend to be hit dogs because they're always poppin' that "not all women are like that!" sh*t when Tom never said "ALL women."
Old defensive a*s hit dog, I wasn't even talkin' about you in particular, wipe ya mouth!
The right wingers were being hit dogs for Sarah Palin when Obama said "lipstick on a pig."
by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
Get the hit dogmug. A dish of food that either looks like nasty, unappetizing slop or is simply ugly in presentation, even if it might actually taste good.
Term even applies to when one posts a picture that exposes his or her lack of culinary savvy. Person who prepared said food is usually quite delusional, really believing they just threw down like a gourmet chef at a restaurant rated tops in a Zagat survey.
Term known to have originated as a trending topic hashtag on Twitter, most often triggered on Thanksgiving. Spread to a Tumblr site, Instagram, and elsewhere on the net.
Term even applies to when one posts a picture that exposes his or her lack of culinary savvy. Person who prepared said food is usually quite delusional, really believing they just threw down like a gourmet chef at a restaurant rated tops in a Zagat survey.
Term known to have originated as a trending topic hashtag on Twitter, most often triggered on Thanksgiving. Spread to a Tumblr site, Instagram, and elsewhere on the net.
Dude straight threw chicken breast fillets on his grill with ZERO seasoning or marination? Talk about struggle plate!
#struggleplate! RT @randombroad I just got my burn on for my bae! pic.twitter.com/xxxxxx
#struggleplate! RT @randombroad I just got my burn on for my bae! pic.twitter.com/xxxxxx
by Kuahmel September 3, 2013
Get the struggle platemug. adj. disinterested in an approaching person as shown by words and behaviors
pronounced like "interested," only replacing "in" with "out"
pronounced like "interested," only replacing "in" with "out"
That b*tch wasn't interested, she was OUTrested! Between her body language and curt answers, she clearly indicated I couldn't fall back and leave her alone any faster. Oh well, other fish.
by Kuahmel December 7, 2009
Get the outrestedmug. by Kuahmel October 19, 2008
Get the Tresvantymug.