Kuahmel's definitions

easty

adj. extremely hood in personality and mannerisms, like a person from the eastern half of South Los Angeles, hence "easty"

Them n*ggas are EASTY! Still wearin' corduroy house shoes and pom-pom socks!

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

We don't believe you, you need more people

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.

Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

elbow

adj. another term for "bad" usually as in a thing. syn. of wack, booty, garbage, booboo, huff, weak, etc.

Those who didn't grow up in Southern California may not be familiar with this sense of the term.

Man, that movie was elbow, don't even waste your money on a bootleg of it!

Common's last album was elbow, he gotta come correct next time or he's finished!

by Kuahmel December 21, 2009

damn damn damn!

Comes from the infamous scene on Good Times where Florida throws the punch bowl to the floor, says "damn, damn, damn!" and starts crying when grieving over James' death.

Today it can be used as a comical interjection, and Black folks are the most likely to get the reference.

Man: You caught my eye and I had to stop...may I call you sometime?
Woman: Thanks for asking, but I got a boyfriend.
Man: Damn damn DAMN!
<woman giggles>

I walked in the room and was like "damn damn damn!" from the pungent must that curled my nose.

by Kuahmel November 30, 2009

smart dumb nigga

That guy who doesn't know what he's talking about but tries to sound like he does. Not very bright, doesn't make any sense (though he thinks he's really profound, on to something, etc.). He's not lying to you, he simply doesn't know any better, but will insist he's right, which makes him not worth the trouble of setting straight. Yes, THAT guy.

A very on-point term (coined by comedian Katt Williams in The Pimp Chronicles pt 1), because we all know one...or more.

Examples of smart dumb niggas would be:
-the chick who insists her Infiniti Q45 is front wheel drive when it's really rear drive
-the guy who spells the word "ludicrous" like the name of the rapper Ludacris
-most people who say overstand or conversate
-one who knows the Bible like the palm of his hand but argues the Earth is only 6000 years old
-most conspiracy theorists

You know a smart dumb nigga when you see one basically.

by Kuahmel December 26, 2009

Take care

Usually simply another way of saying bye. But in some cases, this word is said when for example cutting someone off, when talking to someone you really don't wanna hear from again, or telling someone you're taken or have moved on. In basic, it's another way of saying see you around or kick rocks.

It's the bye you say when you don't wanna f*ck with a certain person anymore.

I'm seeing your best friend now, and we're getting married in June. Take care!

P1: You're a police officer now?
P2: Yeah, been on the force for 8 years now.
P1: Never would have thought you the type, what with that incident back in the day...
P2: Riiiiight....take care.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

buick

to throw up (vomit). yes, blowing chunks can sound like the word "Buick" if you listen.

One smell of her gunch and you'll buick up dinner and drinks all at once.

by Kuahmel March 31, 2009