Kuahmel's definitions

tweetquake

A quake of Twitter activity when everyone rushes to tweet when a big event happens. Inspired by how folks in California will all tweet about earthquakes that just happened like clockwork!

Could also call it a "Twaftershock"

Kicked it in bed, felt the earthquake, got up, hit the web to check Twitter...sure enough, a tweetquake!

The Video Music Awards is bound to cause a tweetquake tonight!

by Kuahmel April 4, 2010

smart dumb nigga

That guy who doesn't know what he's talking about but tries to sound like he does. Not very bright, doesn't make any sense (though he thinks he's really profound, on to something, etc.). He's not lying to you, he simply doesn't know any better, but will insist he's right, which makes him not worth the trouble of setting straight. Yes, THAT guy.

A very on-point term (coined by comedian Katt Williams in The Pimp Chronicles pt 1), because we all know one...or more.

Examples of smart dumb niggas would be:
-the chick who insists her Infiniti Q45 is front wheel drive when it's really rear drive
-the guy who spells the word "ludicrous" like the name of the rapper Ludacris
-most people who say overstand or conversate
-one who knows the Bible like the palm of his hand but argues the Earth is only 6000 years old
-most conspiracy theorists

You know a smart dumb nigga when you see one basically.

by Kuahmel December 26, 2009

gifty

only of significance as something to buy and give for the holidays (or sometimes birthdays), but otherwise totally useless the minute they unwrap it.

Gifty things aren't exactly stuff you find at Spencer or actual gift shops...no, gifty crap is what you find on end caps at Target and in checkout lines at Ross every December.

Every store gets in the act of selling gifty stuff. The likes of Home Depot will sell iPod speakers and baby booties just because it's the holidays.

by Kuahmel December 20, 2010

buick

to throw up (vomit). yes, blowing chunks can sound like the word "Buick" if you listen.

One smell of her gunch and you'll buick up dinner and drinks all at once.

by Kuahmel March 31, 2009

Take care

Usually simply another way of saying bye. But in some cases, this word is said when for example cutting someone off, when talking to someone you really don't wanna hear from again, or telling someone you're taken or have moved on. In basic, it's another way of saying see you around or kick rocks.

It's the bye you say when you don't wanna f*ck with a certain person anymore.

I'm seeing your best friend now, and we're getting married in June. Take care!

P1: You're a police officer now?
P2: Yeah, been on the force for 8 years now.
P1: Never would have thought you the type, what with that incident back in the day...
P2: Riiiiight....take care.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

hit dog

A person acting sensitive, mad, or butt hurt as if something said applied to them (hit home)

Someone who responds defensively to a general statement, meaning they clearly took it personal

Throw it out there, and a hit dog will holler.

Girls that call the Leykis show tend to be hit dogs because they're always poppin' that "not all women are like that!" sh*t when Tom never said "ALL women."

Old defensive a*s hit dog, I wasn't even talkin' about you in particular, wipe ya mouth!

The right wingers were being hit dogs for Sarah Palin when Obama said "lipstick on a pig."

by Kuahmel January 22, 2009

damn damn damn!

Comes from the infamous scene on Good Times where Florida throws the punch bowl to the floor, says "damn, damn, damn!" and starts crying when grieving over James' death.

Today it can be used as a comical interjection, and Black folks are the most likely to get the reference.

Man: You caught my eye and I had to stop...may I call you sometime?
Woman: Thanks for asking, but I got a boyfriend.
Man: Damn damn DAMN!
<woman giggles>

I walked in the room and was like "damn damn damn!" from the pungent must that curled my nose.

by Kuahmel November 30, 2009