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Definitions by Kuahmel

One of those texty abbreviations for "best friend forever," which became one of those corny, douchey, CW-ish, The Hillsy things said by white females and the reporters on 7:30 entertainment shows. It's right up there with OMG, OMFG, g2g and ttyl on the gayness scale.
Extra: Lindsay Lohan and her BFFs Britney and Paris were seen bar hopping along Sunset.
Me: Can't remember the last time I gave a sh*t!

<cue valley girl accent> My BFFs and I are going out for coff-ayyyy, wanna come? It'll be a blasty-blast!
BFF by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

put a lot on it 

to overdo, overhype, overstate, exaggerate, try/go too hard, get ahead of yourself.

see also: doing the most, doing too much
Y'all puttin' a lot on it, me and her, we just friends, I am NOT shaggin' her!

Brenda is a true drama queen who has a tendency to put a lot on it.
put a lot on it by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

Take care 

Usually simply another way of saying bye. But in some cases, this word is said when for example cutting someone off, when talking to someone you really don't wanna hear from again, or telling someone you're taken or have moved on. In basic, it's another way of saying see you around or kick rocks.

It's the bye you say when you don't wanna f*ck with a certain person anymore.
I'm seeing your best friend now, and we're getting married in June. Take care!

P1: You're a police officer now?
P2: Yeah, been on the force for 8 years now.
P1: Never would have thought you the type, what with that incident back in the day...
P2: Riiiiight....take care.
Take care by Kuahmel January 23, 2009
One's home, place one lives, the crib.
Yo, I'm 'bout to head over to Peanut's rest and smoke these trees.

"At the rest, I listen to the Stylistics"--Diamond D
rest by Kuahmel January 22, 2009

blow your load 

to have spent, peaked, or exhausted yourself or a situation, as if ejaculating (busting a nut)

In other words, to burn yourself out, overdo it, or jump the shark
I blew my load f*ckin' with that New Year's party, I ain't tryna do nann the rest of the week but sleep!

B*tch, you too broke to pay rent because you decided to blow your load shoppin' for sh*t you don't need!
blow your load by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
A person acting sensitive, mad, or butt hurt as if something said applied to them (hit home)

Someone who responds defensively to a general statement, meaning they clearly took it personal
Throw it out there, and a hit dog will holler.

Girls that call the Leykis show tend to be hit dogs because they're always poppin' that "not all women are like that!" sh*t when Tom never said "ALL women."

Old defensive a*s hit dog, I wasn't even talkin' about you in particular, wipe ya mouth!

The right wingers were being hit dogs for Sarah Palin when Obama said "lipstick on a pig."
hit dog by Kuahmel January 22, 2009

Tresvanty 

adj. sensitive

A reference derived from the syrupy Ralph Tresvant song "Sensitivity"
Man, look at you, all Tresvanty about that b*tch, what the f*ck?
Tresvanty by Kuahmel October 19, 2008