KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

so-so

Average. Some good points, some bad points. Overall just passes the time.

Jason X was so-so.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

beautify

"To make or become beautiful"


This phrase is most commonly used by the Catholic church to signify a human's becoming of a saint.

Mother Teresa of Calcutta's beautification was assured long before her death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

knock sparko

To be knocked into a daydream state by a fist.

I knocked him sparko!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

towel lifting

Activity in which a group or individual goes to a beach and scouts for topless sunbathers on thier own. Group or person (always male) waits until topless sunbather goes into the sea leaving her clothes and equipment unattended. Clothes, towel etc. is then picked up and moved out of sight. When topless woman returns, she *may* allow the group or person to feel her tits (someone told me they got thier cock sucked too) in exchange for the safe return of their items. If not, the woman will face a long, semi-naked walk back to the hotel or villa.

Andalucia (southern spain-costa del sol) is a great place for towel lifting.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

Prang

(v.) To badly damage. Usually in reference a forceful car crash, often resulting in a write off.

I pranged your car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

evening of his life

Someone in old age.

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

wuthering heights

One of many incoherant and very weird Kate Bush Songs. Based on the book.

Heathcliff! It's me, i'm Cathy come home..
I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a-your window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004