KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

g'day mate

An austrailian greeting between males.


"Good day, mate (friend)"

G'day mate, hopinta me V8 an ell tell ya aaaall about oz.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

hindustan

the indian sub-continent. India, pakistan, bangladesh etc.

BHANGRA! available in hindustan.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

comfort food

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.

Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

send in the heavies

(v.) to send bailiffs

We'll send in the heavies by tommorrow if the money is not here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Fräulein

(n.) A german woman, particularly an angry blonde woman named Helga that has princess leia hair and a spiked helmet.

The fräulein picked me up and beat me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

sad but true

(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.

Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.


Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey


Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

pur-lease

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004