KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

colonic

See colonic irrigation

Eeeewwww dude that guy is going in for a colonic.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

aldi

(n.) Crappy norweigan (or thereabouts) supermarket for the pikey persuasion.

See also netto or lidl

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

cannot think for himself

One who's opinions are copy and pasted, often from dictionary.com, or some .org site.

Dictionary.comdefines x as....


www.socialistcrap.org says.....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

Divine right

Divine right is one of many excuses used by monarchs of Europe to retain thier positions of power. It was claimed that God himself put them there. Of course, the intellectuals of the day pointed out that monarchies are formed from the most violent band of thugs, made by man, not God.

Divine right has not been used by the British monarchy for several hundred years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

bum chin

(n.) A chin shaped like buttocks.

See Drazar

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 18, 2006

change ones mind

(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004