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the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.
Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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Risqué

Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy.
My, what a risqué piece of art!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the Risquémug.

std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.
Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the std cockmug.

Industrial action

(v.) To take inudustrial action (also known as a strike) is for the workers to refuse to work, causing the company loss of sales. This is a bargaining tool used by the poor people against the rich.
Minimum wage guy: Oooh Oooh our company made £700 million turnover! This is despite spending £690 million on achieving it. I don't know shit about economics, or that this is below even the rate that the investors would get in a bank. Time for industrial action!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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one day

(Idiom) followed by a wish for the future.
One day I want a ferrari 250 GTO/a mansion/a penis/ a doggie!/a job/ a girlfriend/a hitler moustache/ your phone number/ yo mama!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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send the boys round

(v.) (British) to send baliffs to collect good/break kneecaps.
I'll send the boys round if my money is not banked by noon tommorrow.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Kindertransport

Kindertransport is the name given to a rescue operation initiated by the British Jews for Jewish children in Nazi-occupied countries, following the Kristallnacht on November 9, 1938.

The British Jewish Refugee Committee, with the aid of funds from Quakers and other refugee organizations, appealed to Members of the British Parliament, to allow the children to be admitted to the United Kingdom. Parliament agreed to admit an unspecified number of children between the ages of 5 and 17. A £50 bond was posted for each child, "to assure their ultimate resettlement".

Ten-thousand unaccompanied children travelled to the United Kingdom from Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia and Poland, in sealed trains. The first transport left only six weeks after the Kristallnacht, and the last left just two days before war broke out (September 3, 1939).

Upon arrival in England, some of the children went to foster families, some to orphanages, and others worked on farms. Children were generally well treated, though a few were abused or mistreated. The older children joined the British or Australiann armed forces once they reached 18.

Most of the children settled in the United Kingdom, though many re-emigrated to Israel or North America
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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