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male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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Payment in Kind

(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.
Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
mugGet the Payment in Kindmug.

dustman

a) A man fabricated of dust. Imaginary figure brought to life using words that the teller has made up completely are are influenced by the current vicinity.

b) (British) Sanitation worker.
Kaiser Sozé is the greatest of all dustmen

My old man's a dustman- part of some song.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.
Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
mugGet the mute handlermug.

chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.
"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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store robbery gun

(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.
He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
mugGet the store robbery gunmug.

credit card

a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.

b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.
a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.


b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the credit cardmug.

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