long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004
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below the belt

(adj.) Below the line of what is acceptable behviour. Used to describe an insult that was a little extreme, but comes from physical fighting where Queensbury rules and broughton's rules dictate that no punches are to be thrown below the belt.
That was a bit below the belt



he hit me below the belt
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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bugger me

An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.
Well bugger me if you'll be getting an example!
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Kate Bush

Strange hippy lady who sings weird songs that make little, if any, sense.
All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya

All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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Broughton's Rules

Together with Marquis of Queensberry rules Governing Contests for Endurance the founding set of boxing rules
Jack Broughton's Boxing Rules (1743)

1)That a square of a yard be chalked in the middle of the stage, and on every fresh set-to after a fall, or being parted from the rails, each Second is to bring his Man to the side of the square, and place him opposite to the other, and till they are fairly set-to at the Lines, it shall not be lawful for one to strike at the other.

2) That, in order to prevent any Disputes, the time a Man lies after a fall, if the Second does not bring his Man to the side of the square, within the space of half a minute, he shall be deemed a beaten Man.

3) That in every main Battle, no person whatever shall be upon the Stage, except the Principals and their Seconds, the same rule to be observed in bye-battles, except that in the latter, Mr. Broughton is allowed to be upon the Stage to keep decorum, and to assist Gentlemen in getting to their places, provided always he does not interfere in the Battle; and whoever pretends to infringe these Rules to be turned immediately out of the house. Every body is to quit the Stage as soon as the Champions are stripped, before the set-to.

4) That no Champion be deemed beaten, unless he fails coming up to the line in the limited time, or that his own Second declares him beaten. No Second is to be allowed to ask his man's Adversary any questions, or advise him to give out.

5) That in bye-battles, the winning man to have two-thirds of the Money given, which shall be publicly divided upon the Stage, notwithstanding any private agreements to the contrary.

6) That to prevent Disputes, in every main Battle the Principals shall, on coming on the Stage, choose from among the gentlemen present two Umpires, who shall absolutely decide all Disputes that may arise about the Battle; and if the two Umpires cannot agree, the said Umpires to choose a third, who is to determine it.

7) That no person is to hit his Adversary when he is down, or seize him by the ham, the breeches, or any part below the waist a man on his knees to be reckoned down.
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hey, it's the pie fucker!

Phrase to annoy Jason Biggs. He dislikes it because it ignores his other movies such as loser, boys and girls etc.
It always come back to that stupid pie. I'm haunted by it.


Dude... you stuck your dick in a pie....
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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a few bob

(n.) A few pounds (£)
Lend me a few bob
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
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