Definitions by KuNg-fu jeSUS

combat box 

(n.) A formation of powerful warships in a tight formation around merchant vessels. Can also be applied to people movement on any level, such as walking, on bikes, driving etc.

In World War II the combat box method was shown to be flawed when U boats would sail under the outer warships and closely attack the merchant vessels.

combat box by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

smug married 

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*

smug married by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.

"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"

coffin nail by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

another nail in the coffin

(n.) Activity that contributes to an early death

The decision to take up smoking is another nail in the coffin.

another nail in the coffin by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

bouncing bomb 

1) A spherical bomb that bounces on water when dropped at speed. Floats. Used by the allies to attack dams without losing thier planes.


2) A morbidly obese person fallign over and bouncing back up with thier stomach.

Bouncing bombs were launched against austrian and german dams


The fat woman did a bouncing bomb

bouncing bomb by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

last chance saloon 

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.

You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

last chance saloon by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

1943 

The year in which World War II stopped, according to the discovery channel.

Notice how discovery channel programming jumps from North Africa in 1942 straight to D-Day, in 1944. Probably because nothing really happened, and Italy isn't a real country anyway.


Skim past 1943 and let's talk a little about monte cassino.

1943 by Kung-Fu Jesus June 20, 2004