amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

Glass shard stick

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

NeverNever Land

(n.) Home of peter pan, also known as Holland.

Urbandictionaryer Dude, you meant the Netherlands, right?


KFJ: huh? Yea...right.


>_>

<_<

>.<

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Beauty and the Beast

(Idiom) as per the fairy tale, this defines a beautiful woman and a large, ugly man.

That tall guy Julia roberts was married to. See child molester

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004

soapbox

(n.) a downhill race for american children, where they design go-carts that have no steering, to get them used to the fact that american roads have no corners, and american cars cannot turn worth shit.

The soapbox derby is lame.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

busy with the frog

One studious of French Language and/or culture.

Busy with the frogs, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

machine gun

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.

I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004