hungry like the wolf

(adj.) being in the mood to perform cunnilingus.

I've just lost the taste in my mouth. I can't taste fish from apples or pasta from dogshit. I'm hungry like the wolf.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

new money

A family that has just joined the upper class from a lower class, mostly middle.

Within three generations, new money will become aristocracy as a general rule. Marriage into upper classes will make it two generations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

el cabron

A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".

ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

rampant rabbit

The world's best selling vibrator.

It's a wonderful toy for a girl or a boy, everyone loves a rampant rabbit!



That's right, boys too!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"

Is that Thatcher?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

bullet love

When a bullet penetrates the body, akin to making love to it.

That guy's had some bullet love in his time. He came out of the army after being shot about twenty times in five years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004