Definitions by Ku Genin

CYOA 

Cover Your Own Ass.
Generally used to refer to the legal statements in corporate disclaimers absolving the manufacturer from any guilt if their product should, for example jump up and embed itself in your rectal cavity, then explode.

Wile E. Coyote attempted to bring suit against Acme, Inc. for numerous incidences of personal injury, but their CYOA was too good, and he didn't get so much as an apology

CYOA by Ku Genin November 15, 2003

droid 

A corporate functionary, usually stuck in a dead-end job that requires little mental acuity to perform.

Kinkos workers are all too often droids.

droid by Ku Genin June 9, 2003

cockbite 

According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.

"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons

cockbite by Ku Genin June 9, 2003

bungsucker 

One who enjoys sucking upon bung .

J0 m4m4 |5 4 Bung5uck3r.

bungsucker by Ku Genin March 9, 2003