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Definitions by Krkič

Dear Ed,
I like a guy who takes drugs. I mean, i am really serious about it but he wont see me through his hazy high. What should i do?
Dear Löttchen,
wow, thats really heavy. I suggest you confess to yourself that you cannot and will not save him nor is it your job or some work of love to do so.
Go, tell him if you can but be prepared to receive nothing in return. This is how drugs work, little Löttchen, they numb your phantom pain, distract from real issues or simply provide a good time. If it is your crush's choice to lead this life, theres almost zero you can do.
All the best.
drugs by Krkič August 4, 2019
Zeth is someone you want around. You are willing to put up with his caprioling and solo-trips because in the end he will perform and do whats best for the group (?).

Zeth is great to talk to. You can tell him every and anything. From intimate shaving styles to school grades to your love of squirrels. Anything. He will treat it like its a global issue of relevance.

Sometimes he shuts himself off which is totally relatable. I mean, with all that energy going out to his crew. Makes you wonder how he fuels himself back to life.
Zeth has enemies because he is edgy. Zeth has high moral standards which is quite unbelievable! But i like that.

You just wanna grab and drag him to some beach and teach him to swim.
One girl once told me she wouldnt mind kissing him underwater, too.
If only Zeth was not scared of everything water! The lakes, the rivers, the ocean.

Diving. Swimming. Jumping.
Come on, Zeth, its a beautiful beach for christs sake. Let it go! 🖤
Zeth by Krkič August 4, 2019
what you say when he is suspicious of your sexuality
"Baby, i swear, i'm not a lesbian. Inal! Inal! Inal! I'm not even straight. All i want is you! 😘"
Inal! by Krkič August 4, 2019

Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook
Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season
Settling Season by Krkič August 3, 2019
Was it

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chorny: the beauty of harbouring tsunamis of sexual arousal while appearing perfectly sterile, frigid and cool like everybody else
chorny by Krkič August 2, 2019

Zuckerbrot und Peitsche 

And its just frustrating
not knowing how to reach you
with you dismissing every little line i draw
where is this going
why are we here
do you have a plan
am i in it
and if there is no plan
why the carrot and the stick
Zuckerbrot und Peitsche