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illoverate

kind of not fully capable of reading romantic signs. demanding help to decipher love's codes. taking them who struggle with the lovey dovey whop shoo be doo whop by the hand and showing them a way.
"they are illoverate, i think"
"are they"
"Mmh i guess"
by Krkič May 28, 2021
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fluent

when her puss puss gets so wet there remains not enough resistance to build up
Damn her fifi was fluent last night. I mean I get it but that shit needs to hurt to be effective.
by Krkič June 12, 2020
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drugs

Dear Ed,
I like a guy who takes drugs. I mean, i am really serious about it but he wont see me through his hazy high. What should i do?
Dear Löttchen,
wow, thats really heavy. I suggest you confess to yourself that you cannot and will not save him nor is it your job or some work of love to do so.
Go, tell him if you can but be prepared to receive nothing in return. This is how drugs work, little Löttchen, they numb your phantom pain, distract from real issues or simply provide a good time. If it is your crush's choice to lead this life, theres almost zero you can do.
All the best.
by Krkič August 4, 2019
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goal

when you explain football to him and he listens quietly, nodding, because hes that polite
🖤
"look, the striker is supposed to score goals, ok? If the keeper fails to catch the ball, its a goal for the others. defence is crucial, ok? you dont leave your door open to strangers, do you?"
by Krkič April 20, 2019
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Lonnie

Lonnie is a strange woman who can be a little far out sometimes making it difficult to keep up with her love of riddles. Kind of self-isolating when really all she hopes for is to be recognised.
David: Lonnie, this is our date, please don't go on about secret spirits in the nightskies of self doubt and twilights of unrequited soulmation??? Stay here with me please, on the horizontal line.
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!
by Krkič March 15, 2020
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weird

Hi
Hi
I'm not weird
by Krkič April 4, 2019
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mailbox

mailbox: "we are watching bohemian rhapsody now. Johanna, Laila and me.
I wanted to tell you that you are on my mind 🖤"
by Krkič April 17, 2019
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