when on your first date you exchange lists of the medication you take, prescribed and self-prescribed
"Because i was diagnosed with schizophrenia in 1992 I take drug a, b and c. Also for my manic depression i've been getting drug d and e."
"Five-ball-juggling eh? Must be tough though both physically and mentally. Do you have a good support system?"
"Yes and no"
"I see. Well, i know drug d. Micro-dosing here. No suicidal tendencies yet so..."
"Goody for you. What about drug abuse, hypersexuality, stuff like that?"
"Hey, im beginning to enjoy our cozy little medidate!"
"Fuck off, you fucking fuck of a fuck! Excuse me, i need the bathroom"
"Five-ball-juggling eh? Must be tough though both physically and mentally. Do you have a good support system?"
"Yes and no"
"I see. Well, i know drug d. Micro-dosing here. No suicidal tendencies yet so..."
"Goody for you. What about drug abuse, hypersexuality, stuff like that?"
"Hey, im beginning to enjoy our cozy little medidate!"
"Fuck off, you fucking fuck of a fuck! Excuse me, i need the bathroom"
by Krkič May 27, 2020
How have you been today
I think of you a lot
Please be safe
And if you need to talk
Well you should know by now
I think of you a lot
Please be safe
And if you need to talk
Well you should know by now
future driven
by Krkič April 04, 2020
you have met this online cutie while playing candy crush, a father of four, divorced, bald, terminal cancer, and you two are flowing quite nicely and you want to take it a step further
Marjorie: "is it too early to ask you to take us to a more private chatroom, maybe a little more furnished and less CCTV'd? You could show me pics of your medication and we could chat while you're doing chemo?"
Geoffrey: "🍆🍑"
Geoffrey: "🍆🍑"
by Krkič April 15, 2019
what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.
I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..
by Krkič March 18, 2020
smartypants: "I am glad we are spending this day together. Yes the situation is complicated but we can find a way because we are clever." 🖤
by Krkič April 14, 2019
kind of not fully capable of reading romantic signs. demanding help to decipher love's codes. taking them who struggle with the lovey dovey whop shoo be doo whop by the hand and showing them a way.
by Krkič May 28, 2021
account1 to account2 on account1's Instagram public comment section: "you can always confidently dm me, i would never leave you on read"
account2: "also don't block or @ me"
account1: "👍🤗👾🏥"
account2: "also don't block or @ me"
account1: "👍🤗👾🏥"
by Krkič May 22, 2019