Definitions by Krkič
solo virtuoso
when you are dating a disc jockey, not the millennial macbook jockey (MMJ) but a real old fashioned disc jock,
and he reads your moods like a wizard always playing the right song to get you going. 🖤
and he reads your moods like a wizard always playing the right song to get you going. 🖤
Ooh my, baby!! what is this? can you turn it up? can you play that last bit again? that solo virtuoso? again please and again and again
solo virtuoso by Krkič May 3, 2019
inflated
you have lived your life pretending there is no death. thus failing to value it, appreciate and milk it. everybody hints at your talents, your strength and beauty but you won't get up and get your share because you just won't see. You focus and obsess over him, channelling all your energy into your vague hope that he will love you and through a miracle you will function as an independent, studious, dedicated servant of your community.
glasses
when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
Welsh
Cultural appropriation may involve absorbing elements of another culture's music, art, religious practices or other customs.
When I married a Welsh woman, I felt inclined to adapt to her slang, folk dance, roast culture and Welsh intercourse practices.
Chinese Uyghur, 27, morris dancing in traditional Welsh folkloric dress "oi, oi, madferrit, oi, oi, top geezer, diamond geezer, oi, oi, lemme spit on that gashie, luv, fackin 'ell man, she's madferrit, christ on a cracker!"
Chinese Uyghur, 27, morris dancing in traditional Welsh folkloric dress "oi, oi, madferrit, oi, oi, top geezer, diamond geezer, oi, oi, lemme spit on that gashie, luv, fackin 'ell man, she's madferrit, christ on a cracker!"