Kristin 's definitions

happier than a pig in shit

ridiculously happy. Pigs cool off by rolling around in the mud, so maybe shit is the same way.

She was happier than a pig in shit when she saw Bobby.

by kristin May 16, 2004

boo

Adj. to feel sad or unhappy, N. a sad or unhappy person, Intj. a statement of unhappiness

Adj. I'm feeling very boo today.
N. You're such a boo.
Intj. Boo! (not a scary fast boo but a long drawn out unhappy yet loud boo)

by Kristin October 8, 2001

why

Something no one will ever really know.

why am i the way i am

by Kristin January 10, 2004

mad bull

when a guy is given head, the guy takes your head and shoves it all the way down, cums and it cums out of your nose

I almost choked from that mad bull last night. That shit went straight to my lungs.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

assmoogle

The term "moogle" is derived from the latin "moogalotopiaism" means "object that dingles, often times a berry". The term ass refers to... do you really have to ask?

Brad has an assmoogle on his nose!!!! (how did that get there?)

Does anybody have a kleenex? Pesky assmoogle...

*pfft* assmoogle!

by Kristin March 4, 2005

hokamama

A girl who tries to be stylish, but it comes out hokey/lame/corny

"You ain't nothin' but a stupid hokamama."

by Kristin January 3, 2005

The Easy Mac Paradox

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.

check please, my life everyday

by Kristin April 15, 2005