52 definitions by Kristin

Office Space it

To beat the crap out of something, like they do to the copy machine in the movie Office Space

your car isn't working? you should Office Space it!

by Kristin July 23, 2004

Nike Starlight

doing a person from behind, you choke them with your shoelaces, and beat them in the head with your shoe (preferably Nike). then you cum all over his/her back, and you mix the blood from his/her head with the cum creating red and white swirls, much like Starlight Mint candy

eating cheetos

I am eating cheetos in public. I don't care if anyone catches me, if they do I will give each and every one of them a Nike Starlight.

by Kristin November 1, 2004

Platano

Used to describe a Dominicans dick since they are pretty well known for the "big cocks" or "mandingos"

"Damn ashley, you know Moisse has a platano?"

by Kristin April 5, 2005

Blocked

Do not contact. You're fucking annoying.

I blocked her because she's fucking annoying

by Kristin September 22, 2017

my life everyday

attempting to eat as much good food as possible.

a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.

1) a good breakfast, incorporating any or all of the following: cereal, oatmeal, pancakes, ham and cheese omelettes, yogurt, eggs over easy, orange juice (tropicana), hashbrowns, fruit

2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie

3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl

by Kristin April 15, 2005

afadas

Afadas: A Habbo on Habbo Hotel.

"Hi afadas, I love you!"

by Kristin December 18, 2004

kinfolk

old rednecks who cant speak english

aaron is a fucking kinfolk from south carolina

by Kristin October 20, 2003