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Dork

An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.
"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."
by Kristen December 1, 2003
mugGet the Dorkmug.

birthday

by kristen October 23, 2003
mugGet the birthdaymug.

sell out

Someone who chooses to fuck you over for a stupid ass reason. (EX. girlfriend, boyfriend, work, family)
You're gonna sell out for that stupid bitch!!!!
Where is my bottle Of Crown you fucking sell out!!!
by Kristen August 6, 2003
mugGet the sell outmug.

Brittni emery

This is britts best friend the person who is saying that there name is
-person should go screw your dad kas you know none of that is true and im sure the rreason why your saying that is kas you dont have any friends or anyone else to tell your feelings to. and just to let you know "-person" brittni is the best friend anyone could ask for so dont be dissin her biotch! so suck on that, iyi iyi iyi iyia <mean girls>!
bad friend: i hate that girl brittni emery she should die
good friend (me): shut the hell up you look like a man and your a lesbian dont talk like that its not healthy.
bad friend: your not healthy your fat
good friend: id rather be fat then look like a man and be a lesbian like you! so suck on that iyi iyi iyi iyi iyia!
by kristen April 2, 2005
mugGet the Brittni emerymug.

fuck that shit

The new, hip, slightly more vulgar way of saying "no way jose".
"Go to detroit without my ak47!? FUCK THAT SHIT!"
by Kristen December 1, 2003
mugGet the fuck that shitmug.

will

by Kristen October 3, 2003
mugGet the willmug.

homophobe

Someone who is unexplainably bothered by couples/partners of the same sex (homosexuals). Often the so called "homophobe" either
a) has some un-attended issues they are trying to deny and are only taking a strong hatred toward homosexuals so that no one will assume they agree with it in any way when in all actuallity is probably a homosexual themselves.
b) is a close-minded, sheltered christian.
c) never met anyone gay.
"Ew sick, check out those fags, I want to kill those fuckers"
Three hours later, gets home, gets online and looks up "xxxgaypornxxx"
by Kristen December 3, 2003
mugGet the homophobemug.

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