recockulus

its like ridiculous, but recockulus!
your mom's recockulus!!
by Kristen February 18, 2004
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schfieldsy

Fuckin schfieldsy....hes such a greek
by Kristen December 02, 2004
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mat

A gooey greenish-white mucus substance that mysteriously appears in the eye upon awakening.
Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.
by Kristen April 25, 2005
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uneven

the name given to some one who has uneven boobs that are big.
"Helen's nickname is uneven"
by kristen December 09, 2004
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somethin' somethin'

Alluding to something pleasurable, be it sexual, drug-related, or something else entirely.
a. Lets go to the bedroom so we can kick a little somethin' somethin'.
b. I called my guy to see if he could hook me up with a little somethin' somethin'.
by Kristen October 24, 2003
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jeph howard

lovely pineapple!!!!! and very sexy!
he looks so good~~~~~ sexy<mine mine mine>
neener~ neener~ neener!!!!!
by kristen March 27, 2005
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The Meaning Of Life

1 . he meaning of life scientifically is to reproduce and then die.

2. to find ways to make money and then die.

3. if you're an all around happy person, then to find remedies for sadness and try to forget about problems (cough cough assholes cough) and those people are the dumbasses who want to grow old and die peacefully.

4. getting lost in all types of problems, depressing yourself or not being able to get out of it, then leading to a slow ending or killing yourself.

5. Nothing.

6. Two people fucking, being born, dying.
by kristen June 29, 2003
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