Kristen's definitions

Loze

A word used to define what Keri is.

Keri is a loze. She ran into a scafolding and got a black eye. It wasn't even moving.

by Kristen November 12, 2004

fade to black

What happens to your vision when there is a lack of oxygen to the brain. Often things will fade to black when you are very inebriated and/or under the influence of some sort of narcotic.

"I smoked so much opium this weekend that I was just standing there and everything faded to black... I passed out right on the floor."

by Kristen December 3, 2003

skurp

shoot, shit, darn, heck

Oh skurp! I aint talk to you for a minute.

by Kristen August 6, 2004

all talk

A girl who acts as though she is very sexual but is not.

"Sure I'll come over later and we can do the hibbidyjibbidy"
Later that night...
"Oh, I can't come over tonight, My mom's boyfriend's sister's daughter is sick and I have to take her to the doctor"

by Kristen December 1, 2003

Hunter

well if ur talking about hunter burgan from afi, than he's a cool bass player who likes to make funny faces and bleach his hair! he's so cool. he reminds me of a tiger.

hunter has a side project called hunter revenge. last night's party is still going on! its a 20...24 hour party zone!

by kristen August 6, 2003

recockulus

its like ridiculous, but recockulus!

your mom's recockulus!!

by Kristen February 17, 2004

schooliitis

A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.

Kristen has Schoolitis!

by Kristen April 18, 2005