Kris's definitions

awake

great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah's witnesses

by kris October 5, 2003

watchtower

great magazine

by kris October 5, 2003

four_c

The sexiest man alive and he's all mine

four_c is hawt!

by Kris October 2, 2003

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

by Kris September 1, 2003

scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

bombo

straight, pimp, bomb, cool, phat

That girls ass is so bombo

by Kris July 17, 2003