by Kris May 13, 2005

1. Telling somebody to suck your dick.
2. Telling somebody to bow to you.
3. The act of proposing marriage.
2. Telling somebody to bow to you.
3. The act of proposing marriage.
by Kris July 27, 2004

n.a lying cheating whore of a boy. He cheats on everyone and will fuck anything that walks. He is a manipulator and will do anything to get in bed with BOYS and girls!
adj.to be a lying cheating whore of a boy.
v. to be manipulated into having sex or making out with a gay guy
adj.to be a lying cheating whore of a boy.
v. to be manipulated into having sex or making out with a gay guy
"oh look, theres spennyk, he needs to die!"
"That boy is spennykish."
"Damn, girls, I just got spennykayed."
"That boy is spennykish."
"Damn, girls, I just got spennykayed."
by Kris April 05, 2005

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.
Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!
Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
by Kris September 20, 2003

A pickup line, commonly used by members of the male gender, suggesting the desire to have sex with the person being asked.
"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"
"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"
by Kris April 21, 2004

Very large obease person. They can sometimes be mistaken for a Jumbo Jet. There are several classes of jabungo sized people:
1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.
1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.
by Kris August 24, 2004

Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.
"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"
NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
by Kris February 19, 2005
