Definitions by Krakky McKraken
psychopotamus
Fat creature which is ordinarily tame but occasionally bursts into psychotic rages for no apparent reason.
Clyde: What the hell happened to you?!
Zeke: Good god, all I said was I didn't like eating at that new restaurant and she turned into a friggin' psychopotamus!
Zeke: Good god, all I said was I didn't like eating at that new restaurant and she turned into a friggin' psychopotamus!
psychopotamus by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
Little Caesar
Pompous busybody who stands up during meetings to publicly embarrass themselves by giving passionate but utterly false and/or idiotic speeches. They're also very bossy and always have opinions about subjects they know nothing about.
Clem: Elaine turned into Little Caesar this morning and started ranting about the change in the dress code policy, so the others all started throwing half-eaten bagels at her.
Little Caesar by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
Predapotamus
Final evolutionary stage of the Purplepotamus. Distinguished by its bellowing rage and increasingly suicidal behavior. A Predapotamus is usually driven into extinction quickly since its actions are not thought out in advance.
Daisy Mae: The Predapotamus was fired after sending an inflammatory e-mail officewide about how much she hates the person sitting next to her.
Predapotamus by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
Skapegoat
Possibly apocryphal paramour of the Skape. May bear a striking resemblance to certain film stars. Only appears once a year, at certain holiday feasts.
Clem: Have you met Alfred, the Skapegoat?
Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?
Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.
Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?
Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.
Skapegoat by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
Ding
Short for "Dingbat." An incredibly dumb blonde who may or may not be an alien, a cyborg, or the victim of a sadistic experiment in brain-theft. So strong is her ignorance that it actually radiates outwards; this can cause intense pain in the listener. Her conversations are rambling, incomplete, and surreally pointless. Smells like animal urine. Sits in its own vomit.
Clem: Oh no, here comes the Ding!
Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.
Daisy Mae: What was it called?
Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!
Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.
Daisy Mae: What was it called?
Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!
Ding by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
aardvark
Office busybody who gets off by sticking her nose into everyone else's business. Always digging in the dirt.
Zeke: Hey Clem, Joan was askin' 'bout you again.
Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?
Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?
aardvark by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
crater-faced cunt
Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.
Clem: Crater-faced cunt.
Clem: Crater-faced cunt.
crater-faced cunt by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006