Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Komless

Akrystal

When you shove up crystal meth up your dick hole and ejaculate into your girlfriends vagina while Snorting cocaine off her breasts.

Jimmy: Hey John? have you ever done "Akrystal" with your girlfriend?

John: No Jimmy, i dont even have crystal meth on me

Jimmy: I have crystal meth

by Komless April 21, 2023

Where you cum on a salad sandwich while in front of a crowd full of kids

i just salacumwiched in front of an orphanage

by Komless August 23, 2023

Where you ejactulate into the ear of a fox with rabies.

Hey Henry, have you ever performed the Zyer?

by Komless April 19, 2023

Chicken sauce is a phrase yelled when you’re playing a game of tag with your friends and you see the person who is IT.

Person 1: *sees person who is IT* CHICKEN SAUCE!
Person 2: *runs away with person 1*

by Komless April 19, 2023

To dance around deviously after committing a heinous crime against humanity

I just killed someone and their whole family and hit the skwimble on their corpses!

by Komless August 16, 2023