Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Komless

salacumwich

Where you cum on a salad sandwich while in front of a crowd full of kids

i just salacumwiched in front of an orphanage

salacumwich by Komless August 23, 2023

To dance around deviously after committing a heinous crime against humanity

I just killed someone and their whole family and hit the skwimble on their corpses!

Skwimble by Komless August 16, 2023

When you shove up crystal meth up your dick hole and ejaculate into your girlfriends vagina while Snorting cocaine off her breasts.

Jimmy: Hey John? have you ever done "Akrystal" with your girlfriend?

John: No Jimmy, i dont even have crystal meth on me

Jimmy: I have crystal meth

Akrystal by Komless April 21, 2023

Chicken sauce is a phrase yelled when you’re playing a game of tag with your friends and you see the person who is IT.

Person 1: *sees person who is IT* CHICKEN SAUCE!
Person 2: *runs away with person 1*

Where you ejactulate into the ear of a fox with rabies.

Hey Henry, have you ever performed the Zyer?

Zyer by Komless April 19, 2023