Knmagor's definitions

guitarherostyles

another way of saying "Shit" or "Trash"

Ew, throw that Guitarherostyles away

by Knmagor April 26, 2022

the bible

the people who defined this term are the idiots who spend 420 hours a week in their basements away from grass.

those dick lickers who called the bible fake prob spend 420 hours a week in their basement reading reddit posts about how big kanye west's dick is

by Knmagor January 24, 2023

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023

mormon

a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.

Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar

Guitarherostyles is being such a mormon by denying his rape and sexual alligations

by Knmagor March 30, 2023

Japan

a barrend wasteland

lol @Japan is a wasteland

by Knmagor April 29, 2022

Bella Nicole

The name of a 2005 Specialized Roubaix Elite road bike, with "state of the art" SRAM Rival eTap drivetrain, "full carbon frame" and a "fully intergrated handlebars". In reality its a fucking Bike shaped object from Specialized, North America's worst bicycle manufacture. SRAM Rival eTap is a complete joke, brakes are misaligned, specialized is known for its BSO's and cheap bikes that can be found in Walmart.

Me: check out my bike named Bella Nicole, its my 2005 Specialized Roubaix Elite i got from a bike shop.
Barack Obama: that thing is complete shitty BSO (bike shaped object) i got at target for less than $100. looks and feels exactly the same as that one. Yall know Specialized "Bicycle" cooperation sells crappy "full suspension" MTBs and road bikes built to fail.

by Knmagor May 12, 2023

Stop signs

A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.

New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.

by Knmagor March 29, 2024