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Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.
Colorado is the sothernmost provence (Excluding The Hawaiian Territories) of canada. It also runs through Japan making coloradians japanese and canadians at once. Home to hottest girls.
by Knmagor August 30, 2022
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As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.
by Knmagor November 10, 2022
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The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.
by Knmagor June 15, 2024
Get the George W. Bush mug.A crappy, low quality BSO (Bike Shaped Object) that falls apart with the slightest use. Marketed at $6000 at Trek when in GDR3alityy you gan buy the exact same bike for an insane $69 at Walmart or Sam's Club.
Mia C.: Check this out! its my new Trek Domane SL7 I got from Trek bike shop in antarctica, It costed me nearly 7 grand.
Donald Trump: WDYM i heard that you can get the exact same model for just $69 at walmart. They are often offered at $0 in the local landfills.
Mia C.: shut the fuck up donald duck.
Donald Trump: dont believe me, here i'll ride it. *bike falls apart*
Mia C.: ah fuck, 7 grand wasted... and yes i couldv'e gotten this at walmart.
Donald Trump: WDYM i heard that you can get the exact same model for just $69 at walmart. They are often offered at $0 in the local landfills.
Mia C.: shut the fuck up donald duck.
Donald Trump: dont believe me, here i'll ride it. *bike falls apart*
Mia C.: ah fuck, 7 grand wasted... and yes i couldv'e gotten this at walmart.
by Knmagor May 12, 2023
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Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting
by Knmagor October 31, 2022
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